The following list is extremely embellished, random, highly biased and has no basis in the facts, except for entry number three. With that being said, we present the Urban Core High School Superlatives for Miami- Dade County.
1. Most likely to commit tax fraud: (Two for one special) North Miami Senior High and Miami Edison Senior High
2. Most likely to have 10 kids, 11 baby daddys, WIC, food stamps, drive a Mercedes Benz, have played in the NFL, and wears all the latest fashions: Miami Northwestern Senior High School
3. Most likely to have a college degree, own a home, have class, be beautiful or handsome, have a 6 figure plus income, a successful marriage and be an overall productive citizen: Thee Miami Carol City Senior High School (Chief Priiiidddeeeah!)
4. Most likely to look like they got roaches and work at that Ester’s restaurant on NW 103rd street: Miami Central Senior High
5. Most likely to be irrelevant: Miami Norland Senior High
6. Most likely to not know anyone who attended this school that’s younger than the age of 60: Miami Jackson Senior High
7. Most Likely to fail a drug test (specifically crack): Booker T. Washington Senior High
8. Most likely to run track and have never ever traveled past the Youth Fair: Miami SouthRidge Senior High
Ok yall, your turn. Comment a school superlative we didn’t mention.
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I’m crying 😭
Glad you liked it 😂
Lmao ima give you an A+ on the accuracy
Lol thank you!
Dang no love for the Vikings
Lol we got them on the next list
Ok cool 😎
Glad you enjoyed it!
#ALLDAY 🧡 😂
Are you a chief lol just asing be cause of the intro on #3 lol all love though..
Lol Yes we’re Chiefs… Thought that would be quite obvious from how the list is compiled 😂… Thanks for reading we love Norland just not as much as CC lol
I went to hml lol, we rich lol
Yall not an urban school tho 🤷🏾♀️😂
So yall didnt make the list…
Useful information. Fortunate me I discovered your
website by accident, and I’m surprised why this coincidence did
not happened in advance! I bookmarked it.
Have to be a hating ass chief to make this shit up!!! Main ones living with they mama no jobs in jail smh trash
😂😂😂… What school did you attend that you’re so mad? Lol
I’m just now reading this and the level of disrespect ugh 😩 LMAO!!! Funny shit though I’ll give you that. #TornadoePride
😂 It’s all jokes. We love all the schools honestly. But CC is the best lol
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