By Janéy Tate
Inspired by the Very Smart Brothers article, we decided to take things one step further and explain the specific terms and phrases that will cause you to “catch these hands” in Miami-Dade. Please use these phrases wisely. Warning: Foul language below.
You wanna fight hoe?
Self explanatory
So what you wanna do?
Means the argument is over and the next step is catching these hands.
It’s pressure?
Refers to a problem or beef you need to get off your chest. This doesn’t mean a fight is going to happen at that moment, but it’s soon to come. That means the problem you have with a person has been detected by them.
I want my round!
Is a derivative from a boxing term when fighters go for rounds in the ring. However just know if you hear this, that fight is happening right where you stand.
Free Smoke
This term recently emerged in the area and means the person is going to give you the hands that you have been “asking” for during an argument. You don’t have to want the smoke, but you’re gonna get the smoke because it’s free.
Shoot me a fade or shoot me one
Means to prepare to fight in that moment. It’s going down right now.
What’s good?
Means nothing is actaully good and the person asking this wants to shoot a fade.
It’s like a whatever!
Means the person doesn’t care what happens at this point. This term can escalate the smallest argument into a fist fight.
What that shit was?
The Person is asking for clarity before they beat your ass.
Puss-ass hoe
This term is the highest form of disrespect that a woman can say during an argument to another woman. When this is said a fight will commence. It won’t be a way out of it.
Fuck N*gga
This term is the highest form of disrespect that can be said to a Miami man during an argument just as Puss ass hoe. These words can get you killed. Just don’t say these words to anyone.
Leave a comment below with the Miami phrases we missed. Broward County you guys can join in too.
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I’m doe u str8
We could BANG. LETS THUMP
Lol those are good too
I’m saying doe u str8
Sorry autocorrect typo lol
Lol Good one
Run up…
Keep rappin…
Aight!
Lol Wow we missed those… It may be a part two coming lol
U forgot puss ass n*gga lol
Lol this is true, but we didn’t think it was as bad a f*ck n*gga
You Snappped 😭😭😭😭‼️‼️
😂😂😂
I’m finning paint buddy.. means you going to get the blood beat out you.💯
Lol… We’ve never heard that one
That’s definitely one. This one’s very old but I still use it, because when I say it….the youngster’s be looking like🤔 “Make my shit look like ketchup Den”.
Waddup den? We finna go?
Lol thats a new one too
Run it
Get there
Meet me in the Paint
Good ones as well lol
Finna catch a headcrack.
Run a fade! Put up your set! Got beef n*gga, wasup?! Who you easin’ nigga?
Easin’ lol… I still say that
Those are some too lol
Don’t forget “What’s up den”
Facts lol
We finna reck – inmate term we finna fight
Lol Oh ok
Watdaydoo? Means what did them crackers (county judges) give you as a sentence… Cause I ain’t seen you in a minute.
Were the fuck you from reck?? Must be pompano or some sgut not miami
Lol yeah. Never heard that one.
Reck is from here lol that’s what my lil cousins in the City say…they put me on to reck and paint … and bruck…but if something’s bruck that means it’s cool so you won’t catch hands over it 🤓
Got it 😂
Square up
Yep that’s one lol
What ever A nigga thinkin
😂
Square up n*gga!/ You good!?/You aint sayin sh*t, lets go!
Good ones as well
Imma patch yo ass…get in the paint
😂 too funny
You aint bout that life!
Good one
This is from middle school days but “You got Anna??”
You gon hafta see me
👌🏾 nice one
Get ur head split to the white meat!!
You bout to get that Popeyes special
“Fool u str8?!”
Good one lol
If you feeling Froggy. Please jump
Don’t get yo ass patched!!
1 You ain’t on that.2 you sleep.3thats what yo mouth say.4 Ill beat yo ass
Lol thanks! Those are good
U good
Nigga finna patch yo ass
HOE GET THERE
Puss-ass nigga wuz up or you stressing a fade
Good ones lol
It ain’t Nothing !!
I ain’t on that !!!
Tighten Up‼️
Man Wuz up yo….and begin to bang his shit
You ready to catch these hands ‼️ Or pull up
Lol
This ain’t what you want
Catch me outside,How bout that
Lol
I’ll two-piece you
😂
(The throwback instigator) bet you won’t tap his / her chin !
Lol those are throw backs
Catch a fade
Good one lol